Chocolate porn

I have 1.3 dogs... a Chocolate Lab, and a sorry excuse for a canine known as a chihuahua. Cooper (lab) and Louie (rat) were outside today, languishing in the late afternoon sun. I opened up the sliding glass door to check on them, and I caught Cooper blowing Louie. I'm serious. Louie was stretched out on his back, his big bug eyes rolled back in his head, and Cooper was going to town on Louie's giant four pound cock (the damn dog only weighs 8 pounds). I saw them, and yelled "Hey!" Cooper jumped away and proceeded to give me the hung dog look he does when he knows he's done something wrong. I went back inside, but I started thinking that Cooper thought he was in trouble, so I went back outside, and said "I accept you for who you are!"

I feel better now.