Trying to reason with female intelligence

This is the conversation that occurred between RSW and myself when I came home yesterday from playing poker at a nearby casino. To set the conversation up, I was there for 5 hours, and broke dead even...I walked in with $125, and I walked out with $125.

RSW: "So, how did you do?"
Me: "I broke even."
RSW: "I dont understand why you like to play poker."
Me: "It's fun, there is entertainment value. I played for 5 hours and it didn't cost me anything."
RSW: "You could have sat on the couch scratching your balls for 5 hours, and that wouldn't have cost anything either, and you would have saved the gas money."


God I love my wife.

Why my wife is known as "Rock Star Wife"

Last night we're watching the season finale of "Entourage." Emmanuelle Chiqri plays Sloane, Eric's smoking-hot on-again-off-again girlfriend. RSW looks at me and says "I give you permission to sleep with her, although I'd probably be jealous because I'd want to sleep with her...why don't we just have a threesome with her?"

This is why RSW is THE RSW.

'nuff said.